Experience The Magic: 100 Christmas Jokes To Make You Smile

Welcome to the merriest time of the year! As the holiday season approaches, there’s nothing better than sharing laughter and joy with your loved ones. That’s why we’ve put together a NEW LIST of 100 Christmas jokes, guaranteed to bring a smile to your face and spread cheer all around. From Santa Claus and his reindeer to snowmen and Christmas trees, these hilarious jokes are perfect for sharing at parties, family gatherings, or brightening up a cold winter’s day. So, gather your friends and family, grab a cup of hot cocoa, and get ready to unwrap a world of holiday humour with our delightful, giggle-inducing jokes. Let’s make this Christmas the most joyful and laughter-filled one yet!

Santa Claus Jokes

  1. Why did Santa go to music school? Because he wanted to improve his “wrap” skills!
  2. What do you call Santa when he loses his pants? Saint Knickerless!
  3. Why does Santa Claus wear a red suit? Because it’s Claus for celebration!
  4. What do you call Santa when he acts up? Krisp Kringe!
  5. What do you call Father Christmas on the beach? Sandy Claus!
  6. What’s Santa’s favorite type of music? Wrap music!
  7. What do you call Santa when he’s feeling sick? Claus-trophobic!
  8. What do you get if you cross Santa with a detective? Santa Clues!
  9. What do you call Santa’s most impolite reindeer? Rude-olph!
  10. How does Santa keep his suits wrinkle-free? He uses Claus-tarch!

Elf Jokes

  1. What do you call an elf who sings? A Wrapper!
  2. What’s the first thing elves learn in school? The “elf”-abet!
  3. What do elves use to take notes? Their elf-phones!
  4. Why do elves make great listeners? Because they’re all ears!
  5. What kind of money do elves use? Jingle bills!
  6. Why do elves love gardening? They have green thumbs!
  7. What do elves do when they’re not making toys? They go on a short vacation!
  8. How do elves greet each other? “Small world, isn’t it?”
  9. What’s an elf’s favourite sport? Mini-golf!
  10. What do elves use to fix their shoes? Elf-adhesive!

Reindeer Jokes

  1. What do reindeer say before telling a joke? “This one will sleigh you!”
  2. Why did the reindeer wear sunglasses? Because of the snow glare!
  3. What do reindeer hang on their Christmas trees? Horn-aments!
  4. What do you call a reindeer with bad manners? Rude-olph!
  5. What’s a reindeer’s favourite game? Stable tennis!
  6. What do reindeer use to keep their antlers together? Horn-aments!
  7. What do you call a reindeer that tells jokes? A comedi-deer!
  8. Why don’t reindeer like talking to strangers at parties? They’re caribou-tiful!
  9. What do reindeer use when they’re sick? Cough drops and deeryllium!
  10. What’s a reindeer’s favourite dance? The Reindeer Rumba!

Christmas Tree Jokes

  1. Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber? It needed a trim!
  2. What do Christmas trees and bad knitters have in common? They both drop their needles!
  3. Why are Christmas trees bad at knitting? They always drop their needles!
  4. How does a Christmas tree keep its needles from falling off? With lots of pine conditioner!
  5. What do you get if you cross a Christmas tree with an iPad? A pineapple!
  6. What did the Christmas tree say to the ornament? “Aren’t you tired of hanging around?”
  7. What’s a Christmas tree’s favourite candy? Orna-mints!
  8. What do you call a Christmas tree with legs? A walking fir!
  9. What did the ornament say to the Christmas tree? “I really look up to you!”
  10. Why did the Christmas tree go to school? To get a little tree-education!

Snowman Jokes

  1. What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman!
  2. What do snowmen eat for breakfast? Frosted Flakes!
  3. What do snowmen wear on their heads? Ice caps!
  4. What do snowmen call their offspring? Chill-dren!
  5. Why did the snowman visit the psychiatrist? He had a meltdown!
  6. What do snowmen do on the weekend? Chill out!
  7. What do you call a snowman in the summer? A puddle!
  8. What do snowmen take when they’re feeling sick? A frost-aid kit!
  9. What did the snowman say to the other snowman? “Do you smell carrots?”
  10. How do snowmen get around? By riding an “icicle”!

Christmas Food Jokes

  1. What do you get if you cross a snowman and a dog? Frostbite!
  2. What do sheep say to each other at Christmastime? Merry Christmas to ewe!
  3. Why do Christmas cookies go to school? To get a little breader!
  4. What do you call a cat on the beach during Christmas? Sandy Claws!
  5. What do you call a frozen elf hanging from the ceiling? An elfcicle!
  6. What do gingerbread men use to fix their houses? Icing and gumdrops!
  7. Why did the turkey join the band? It had the drumsticks!
  8. What do you call cheese that isn’t yours at Christmas? Nacho cheese!
  9. What do you get if you cross a Christmas tree with a fruitcake? A pine-apple cake!
  10. What do you call a snowman with a map? A snow-mapper!

Christmas Gift Jokes

  1. Why did the ornament go to school? It wanted to be a little briter!
  2. What do elves use when they run out of wrapping paper? Elf-adhesive tape!
  3. What do you get if you cross a Christmas gift with a pet? A present with paws!
  4. What do you call a gift that you’ve had for a long time? A present from the past!
  5. What do you call a gift that can sing? A wrap star!
  6. What do you get if you cross a snowball and a dog? A very cold-nosed friend!
  7. Why do we give each other presents at Christmas? To remind us of the presents of mind!
  8. What do you call a Christmas present that doesn’t fit? A misfit gift!
  9. What do you call a present that’s on fire? A hot gift!
  10. Why did the Christmas gift visit the doctor? It had wrap-sure!

Christmas Movie Jokes

  1. What’s a snowman’s favourite movie? “Freeze-Frame!”
  2. What’s an elf’s favourite movie? “Lord of the Strings!”
  3. What’s Santa’s favourite movie? “Miracle on 34th Sleight!”
  4. What’s a reindeer’s favourite movie? “Deer John!”
  5. What’s a Christmas tree’s favourite movie? “The Tree Stooges!”
  6. What do you call a movie about a snowstorm? A flurry tale!
  7. What’s a gingerbread man’s favourite movie? “The Fast and the Foodiest!”
  8. What’s a turkey’s favourite movie? “Gobblebox!”
  9. What’s a Christmas ornament’s favourite movie? “Gone with the Wind-ow!”
  10. What’s a fruitcake’s favourite movie? “Dried and Preju-diced!”

Christmas Carol Jokes

  1. What do you call a cat singing Christmas carols? A festive feline!
  2. What’s a snowman’s favourite Christmas song? “Frosty the Snowman!”
  3. What’s a Christmas tree’s favourite carol? “O Christmas Tree!”
  4. What’s a dog’s favourite Christmas carol? “Bark, the Herald Angels Sing!”
  5. What’s a gingerbread man’s favourite Christmas carol? “I Saw Mommy Baking Santa Claus!”
  6. What’s a skeleton’s favourite Christmas carol? “Jingle Bones!”
  7. What’s a reindeer’s favourite Christmas carol? “Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer!”
  8. What’s a turkey’s favourite Christmas carol? “Jingle Gobbles!”
  9. What’s an elf’s favourite Christmas carol? “Deck the Halls with Boughs of Jolly!”
  10. What’s a vampire’s favourite Christmas carol? “Bite Christmas!”

Christmas Pun Jokes

  1. Why was the math book sad during Christmas? It had too many problems!
  2. What do you call a Christmas comedy show? A holly jolly laugh fest!
  3. Why did the ornament go to jail during Christmas? It was a tree-sonist!
  4. What do you call a group of chess players bragging about their games in a hotel lobby during Christmas? Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer!
  5. What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An ice sculpture!
  6. What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus wrecks Christmas!
  7. What do you call a Christmas party that never ends? An infinite sleigh-ride!
  8. What do you call a Christmas carol written by a cat? A mewsical masterpiece!
  9. What do you call a snowman with a briefcase? A frosty businessman!
  10. What do you call a reindeer who tells jokes on Christmas Eve? A jolly jester!
Rusty Burlington

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  • Rusty Griswold

    Since 2015, I have been building my light display to celebrate the holiday season and experimenting with various recipes to bring people together around the table. I have learned many do's and don'ts in both areas along the way, and share them with everyone via the rustygriswold.ca website.

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